【検証】キズナアイおっさん説に迫る！！

どうも

Thanks; much (thanks), very (sorry), quite (regret); quite, really, mostly; somehow; in spite of oneself, no matter how hard one may try (one is unable to) (with negative verb), no matter how hard one may try not to (one ends up doing) (with positive verb, esp. -shimau); greetings, hello, goodbye

バーチャル

Virtual

最近

Most recent, these days, right now, recently, nowadays

事

Thing, matter; incident, occurrence, event, something serious, trouble, crisis; circumstances, situation, state of affairs; work, business, affair; after an inflectable word, creates a noun phrase indicating something the speaker does not feel close to; nominalizing suffix; pretending to ..., playing make-believe ..; alias, aka, nickname, alternative name, also known as

私

I, me

訳

Conclusion from reasoning, judgement or calculation based on something read or heard, reason, cause, meaning, circumstances, situation

今回

Now, this time, lately

久しぶり

A long time (since the last time), it''s been a while (since i last saw, mailed, etc., you)

今日

Today, this day; these days, recently, nowadays

じゃあ

Then, well, so, well then; combination of ''de'' and ''wa'' particles; plain copula

皆

All, everyone, everybody; everything

答え

Answer, reply, response, solution

質問

Question, inquiry, enquiry

うーん

Hmm, well

私

I, me

バーチャル

Virtual

ちゃう

No!; isn''t it?, wasn''t it?

私

I, me

ストレス

Stress

言う

To say, to utter, to declare; to name, to call; to go (e.g. "the alarm went ping"), to make a noise

強いて

By force

言う

To say, to utter, to declare; to name, to call; to go (e.g. "the alarm went ping"), to make a noise

冗談

Jest, joke, funny story

連休

Consecutive holidays

友達

Friend, companion

美味しい

Delicious, tasty, sweet

ちゃん

Suffix for familiar person

肌

Skin; body (in the context of intimate bodily contact); surface, grain (e.g. of wood), texture; disposition, temperament, character, type

羨ましい

Envious (feeling, etc.), jealous; enviable (position, etc.)

こんな

Such (about something or someone close to the speaker (including the speaker), or about ideas expressed by the speaker), like this

人前

The public, company

出

Coming out, emerging; being born into (a certain family), being a native of (a particular place)

恥ずかしい

Shy, ashamed, embarrassed; disgraceful, shameful

肌

Skin; body (in the context of intimate bodily contact); surface, grain (e.g. of wood), texture; disposition, temperament, character, type

維持

Maintenance, preservation, improvement

早起き

Early rising

早寝

Go to bed early

無理

Unreasonable, unnatural, unjustifiable; impossible; forcible, forced, compulsory; excessive (work, etc.), immoderate; to work too hard, to try too hard; irrational

私

I, me

私

I, me

おっさん

Middle-aged man; buddhist priest